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Team naming was splashy, and a little too gassy.

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As a live event, tonight’s All Blacks team naming was… quirky?

I mean, “squad for the Steinlager Ultra Low Carb Series” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, does it. It doesn’t scream gravitas. It just sounds a bit gassy.

From there, Dame Patsy Reddy’s night didn’t really improve.

Asafo Aumua, by dint of the alphabet, was the first name out of…